Not Satire bot
Bot that collects news that people mistook for satire
Japan has a beloved satire site called Kyoko Shimbun (literally "Fictitious Newspaper", similar to The Onion.) In recent years, however, real-world events have increasingly felt far stranger and more surreal than any fabricated story.
To capture this phenomenon, I built Not Satire Bot (@kyoko_janai), a Twitter bot that automatically detects and curates real news articles that people instinctively mistook for satire. The account resonated widely, growing to over 11,000 followers.
Mechanism & the "Absurdity Index"
The bot crawls social platforms like X and Hatena Bookmark to track reactions like "I swore this was satire." It scores each article's perceived absurdity on a scale from 0 to 100 based on comment density before automatically sharing it.
Curated Headlines
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Digital Signature Service Adds Support for "Bowing Stamps" Sparking Outcry: "Are We Seriously Still Doing This?" - Livedoor News (Absurdity: 68)
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Male Teacher Attacks Middle Schooler for Flipping the Bird Who Was Actually Studying Fleming's Rule - Livedoor News (Absurdity: 89)
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Shibuya's "Transparent" Public Restroom Glitches and Stays Fully See-Through; Locals Keep Using It Anyway - Yahoo! News (Absurdity: 68)
A social-listening experiment using crowd wisdom to document the exact moments reality outpaces fiction.